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  • 10:09 Trying to put two routers on the same subnet (via powerline adapter). Should the non-WAP use bridge mode, or AP mode with DHCP repeating? #
  • 12:57 @spicybluekaren Their stuff was only moderately okay the time I went. And they serve(d) a few crappy tequilas. = / #
  • 15:11 @swampgravy maaaaaaybe. Sunday was going to be Get-Stuff-Done Day, but we'll see how motivated I'm feeling. #
  • 16:26 Coworker's writin' some code and chewin' his gum. No, not chewing--POPPING. So said to him, I said "you POP that gum one more time..." #
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  • 10:04 I'm not ashamed to admit -- productivity is down since I installed that Scrabble app on my phone. #
  • 11:56 Looking to get started on Last.fm because my Pandora stations always go wonky. How do I make it give me new music, not what I already have? #
  • 15:16 Wow, those two even-handed This American Life episodes about healthcare took a bit of the wind out of my liberal anti-insurance screed. #
  • 16:10 Is it a sign that our culture has spun madly out of control that college football coaches brag on not having arrests yet this season? #
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  • 11:03 I bet vets (under age 90) get pissed when I call today Armistice Day. Not my fault for celebrating a war's end rather than continuation. #
  • 11:42 @jimjfletcher Your friends obviously don't buy themselves as many presents as mine. I *have* to wait until the last second! #
  • 12:28 Found a skate helmet and Planet Earth puzzle in the apt's donation pile. Obvs I should build the puzzle and crash through it like a window. #
  • 14:23 Why would I want to watch a movie about men who stare at Goatse? #
  • 16:57 Okay, Whedonerds. One last big cry and I don't have to hear anymore about Dollhouse ever again, right? (Until a halfassed movie in 4 years) #
  • 22:27 You won't even let gay dead bodies lie next to their dead gay lovers? Fuck you, Rhode Island. is.gd/4T3z6 #
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  • 10:11 Ya know, if I keep all the managers in this department arguing over whose project is most urgent, I might not have to do ANY of it! #
  • 10:30 Waze's user-gen'd mapping is cute if not super functional yet. Verifying new roads lets you play pacman with your car! bit.ly/1biD0u #
  • 11:29 @bigpeteb I don't know if it can learn negatives like that in the same way it can learn positives via usage. Haven't used it much. #
  • 11:45 I'm actually finding lots of ways in which I prefer Eclipse to Visual Studio. I feel like such an apostate. #
  • 12:14 @bigpeteb WHAT PART OF PACMAN DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? (kidding - never heard of OSM, but I'll try it out. Thanks!) = ) #
  • 13:59 Sometimes at work I feel like I've been given two bricks and a squeegee, & asked to build a hospital compliant with Ugandan building codes. #
  • 14:52 @swampgravy I'm leaning towards no only because there might not even be a trail. Fucking democracy. #
  • 15:01 Count Chocula is the most powerful vampire of all. Wikipedia proves it. bit.ly/EBZVM #
  • 15:10 @scottique This gets more gross every time you do it. Just sayin. (PS - asking Goog whether "grosser" is correct returns Großer. snazzy!) #
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  • 08:50 The only thing worse than spilling coffee on yourself is spilling McDonalds Burned Sugar Water on yourself. #
  • 11:16 They should make race tracks out of that awesome parking-deck concrete that squeals when cornering at 10 mph. #
  • 12:17 Poll: Using a hockey (or climbing) helmet for biking instead of paying REI $50 for more unitasking gear. Awesome re-use or totally lame? #
  • 12:34 #CarlSagan is the father of every child in Nebraska. I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury. #
  • 14:55 #CarlSagan used live elk as toilet paper! He pissed farm-fresh orange juice and his semen could form into a liquid human like the T-1000! #
  • 15:42 @catiemonster If you hate it so... why are you drinking it again? the old wives' tale about it preventing disease is bunk. #
  • 15:58 @catiemonster Still controversial, but currently thought to have little to no impact. bit.ly/2nfrIp #
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  • 12:35 Bah. overslept for the bouldering comp and found that exactly ZERO hashes are running today. Ice skating maybe? #

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  • 10:57 @anytree I used to do a shot or two of gin before job interviews. Practice your mantra? Take refuge in the Buddha, Dharma, and Sangha? #
  • 12:04 Man, why couldn't I have been unemployed during autumn, huh? #
  • 17:15 The beef pot pie here has far too much beef and far too little pot. #
  • 18:07 En route to Tuscaloosa. ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKING ROLL #
  • 03:43 Finally drunk enough to stop worrying about LSU beating us tommorow. Praise jeebus for inventing beer (and vodka and scotch) #
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  • 09:31 @catiemonster It's all that sweet, sweet wintry lovin'. Go libras! #
  • 09:40 Free idea: "Festering PlagueVille" a Facebook app that lets you slowly destroy FarmVille users' farms with a variety of fungi and infections #
  • 10:00 @nicolebelongs I was going to reply about how I prefer charming Libras to stubborn Scorpios, but @catiemonster sort of obviated that. =P #
  • 11:50 Is there a proper word for the ratio of time spent coding to fighting Kafkaesque source-control? "Fatigue duty" doesn't express the hatred. #
  • 13:39 @swampgravy AHAHA. I'm totally stealing this idea. #
  • 18:06 Hey Maine, you know what ELSE is an abomination to Yahweh? Lobsters. Right there in Deuteronomy 14:9-10. #
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  • 08:05 The hills are GODDAMN ALIVE with some MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC, you guys. So excessively fucking chipper today. #
  • 17:40 What a horrible day to crush my earlier chipperness. Want to abscond into hiding with palak paneer and chutney until this all blows over. #
  • 18:24 My favorite album title of the second is "And The Whiskey-Fueled Sparrow." Perhaps because it reminds me of Amanda. #
  • 19:45 @nutcase101 If the tickets are a decent price, email or DM me. I'm not too proud to scream in your stead. =P #
  • 19:47 @pyrona Well chosen. Looking forward to having you back! = ) #
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  • 08:44 This rope-slap bruise and hockey-injury tooth repair sure is gonna make my license pic today awesome. #
  • 11:07 My girlfriend and I usually seem to compromise in that way in which I do exactly what she says. #
  • 13:35 Now terribly jealous of Alex Rodriguez, I'm commissioning THREE paintings of myself as a centaur. And one as a tarrasque. (wholesale deal) #
  • 15:34 I hope these DMV tickets aren't totally sequential - that would put me a little over 8600 spots back in line. #
  • 16:36 It's important to patronize as many govt institutions as possible on election day. 3 for me, and I see the problem as clearly as ever. =P #
  • 19:12 I feel a bit sick at the metaphorical implications of using WTC materials in a warship for our war on everybody forever. is.gd/4MoTD #
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