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10:01 am November 9th, 2009
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  • 12:35 Bah. overslept for the bouldering comp and found that exactly ZERO hashes are running today. Ice skating maybe? #

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10:01 am November 7th, 2009
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  • 10:57 @anytree I used to do a shot or two of gin before job interviews. Practice your mantra? Take refuge in the Buddha, Dharma, and Sangha? #
  • 12:04 Man, why couldn't I have been unemployed during autumn, huh? #
  • 17:15 The beef pot pie here has far too much beef and far too little pot. #
  • 18:07 En route to Tuscaloosa. ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKING ROLL #
  • 03:43 Finally drunk enough to stop worrying about LSU beating us tommorow. Praise jeebus for inventing beer (and vodka and scotch) #
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10:01 am November 6th, 2009
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  • 09:31 @catiemonster It's all that sweet, sweet wintry lovin'. Go libras! #
  • 09:40 Free idea: "Festering PlagueVille" a Facebook app that lets you slowly destroy FarmVille users' farms with a variety of fungi and infections #
  • 10:00 @nicolebelongs I was going to reply about how I prefer charming Libras to stubborn Scorpios, but @catiemonster sort of obviated that. =P #
  • 11:50 Is there a proper word for the ratio of time spent coding to fighting Kafkaesque source-control? "Fatigue duty" doesn't express the hatred. #
  • 13:39 @swampgravy AHAHA. I'm totally stealing this idea. #
  • 18:06 Hey Maine, you know what ELSE is an abomination to Yahweh? Lobsters. Right there in Deuteronomy 14:9-10. #
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10:04 am November 5th, 2009
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  • 08:05 The hills are GODDAMN ALIVE with some MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC, you guys. So excessively fucking chipper today. #
  • 17:40 What a horrible day to crush my earlier chipperness. Want to abscond into hiding with palak paneer and chutney until this all blows over. #
  • 18:24 My favorite album title of the second is "And The Whiskey-Fueled Sparrow." Perhaps because it reminds me of Amanda. #
  • 19:45 @nutcase101 If the tickets are a decent price, email or DM me. I'm not too proud to scream in your stead. =P #
  • 19:47 @pyrona Well chosen. Looking forward to having you back! = ) #
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10:01 am November 4th, 2009
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  • 08:44 This rope-slap bruise and hockey-injury tooth repair sure is gonna make my license pic today awesome. #
  • 11:07 My girlfriend and I usually seem to compromise in that way in which I do exactly what she says. #
  • 13:35 Now terribly jealous of Alex Rodriguez, I'm commissioning THREE paintings of myself as a centaur. And one as a tarrasque. (wholesale deal) #
  • 15:34 I hope these DMV tickets aren't totally sequential - that would put me a little over 8600 spots back in line. #
  • 16:36 It's important to patronize as many govt institutions as possible on election day. 3 for me, and I see the problem as clearly as ever. =P #
  • 19:12 I feel a bit sick at the metaphorical implications of using WTC materials in a warship for our war on everybody forever. is.gd/4MoTD #
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10:01 am November 3rd, 2009
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  • 07:28 Disregard things posted on CounterPunch if you like, but if so, also enlighten me as to why it's wrong. is.gd/4KZqZ #
  • 07:29 @pyrona 1) Invest in shades. 2) Practice a pithy oneliner to use as your cab pulls up Thurs 3) Also put out a cigar on your manager's chest #
  • 14:52 @spicybluekaren I know about the development term, but... you ARE aware what a scrum is, right? #
  • 15:43 Accidentally offended a coworker by calling myself a schmuck, but redeemed myself by quickly deferring to schlimazel upon seeing her look. #
  • 15:49 RT @krisstraub: forget nanowrimo! let's all eat five servings of vegetables a day this month! #naveg5servdamo #
  • 17:21 Had a minor flashback to last night's tongue (sorta tasty!) and fried-chicken-heart (deplorable!) tacos. Feel like forgoing meat for awhile. #
  • 18:29 Fun Java fact: .WAR files do not just extract, they explode. #
  • 23:19 Pulled the trigger on those Sportiva Solutions from @MoosejawMadness due to their 20% sale - sz 42; what other number could be The Solution? #
  • 00:08 It's not just me, right? The boss in the Brutal Legend demo really is a giant vagina, hood piercing and all, right? #
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10:00 am November 2nd, 2009
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  • 09:52 Fun parties yesterday; Drank for 12 hours, had a lot of fun, and mysteriously have no hangover today! It's a Halloween miracle! #
  • 12:58 Anybody else's Flash stop sound or only play fraction-of-a-second bits of video before stopping, on Win7? Rebooting fixes it, but I'm lazy. #
  • 14:35 Most of what exists is empty space. Most of the rest is hydrogen. Frankly, I'm pretty excited just to be here. #
  • 19:46 Didn't win the $10k guitar. Petulantly announced to the pasty virgins my intention to have sex with some women and left with my entourage. #
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10:01 am November 1st, 2009
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  • 19:55 "NEVER argue with a man wearing both suspenders and a belt." +2 Coonass #

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09:00 am October 31st, 2009
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  • 08:12 Last second lazy costume idea! Thrashers jersey + crutch = Ilya Kovalchuk. (and maybe the only one non-nerdy enough for my coworkers) #
  • 08:57 Mmmmm, Salad Pretz. Breakfast of (vegetarian Japanese) champions. #
  • 10:04 So that's why this code is so tenuous and type-unsafe! Apparently much of it was written before Java had enums and generics. #
  • 10:08 @pyrona The header says "since 1996".... because that's the last time it was updated. Notice to AOL and WebTV users! #
  • 11:18 Salespeople who know the contents of your liver know you best of all. #
  • 13:57 My falsetto is a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal, a splendiferous shining thing like a stained-glass angel. My officemates disagree. #
  • 15:27 A fratboy coworker just gravely informed me that I "lost a lot of bro points" for knowing who HAL 9000 is, as if either were a bad thing. #
  • 15:45 I amend my previous tweet: it was our mgr who made the orig reference and not the fratboy. Rest assured his bro points are astronomical. #
  • 17:29 GT vs GSU bouldering comp - Panther Pride! Fuck those jackets like Fat Guy In A Little Coat! =P #
  • 19:30 I should have dressed as Twitter for tonight's parties so I could go down on everybody when they least expect it. #
  • 20:50 12 hour Friday workdays are such bullshit. "Bleed Orange" is just code for "Bleed Anally" #
  • 21:35 Holymotherfuckingwhoa! @_SoundAndFury_ totally just won the Beginner division at the comp! This requires serious celebratory drankin'! #
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09:01 am October 30th, 2009
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  • 09:16 @nicolebelongs Aww. You might want to take the MSF safety course to get your cycle license. Takes a weekend and costs about $250. #
  • 10:09 Time to pour out my soul with a heartfelt lyrictweet: Thunder... Horse! Thunder... Horse! Thunder, thunder, Thunderhorse! #funnierinmyhead #
  • 11:41 .@dogslovesalsa Did you seriously just tweet while your building is on fire? #
  • 14:38 @scottique I find myself wondering, WWtCoMCD? (What Would the Count of Monte Cristo Do? -- besides drive them to suicide, obvs) #
  • 18:31 It feels weird to not have plans tonight. Don't relish the thought of Kovy-less Thrashers, so I'll probably be lazy/lame/boring and stay in. #
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