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  • 10:05 What's the best way to paint a plastic item silver if it's to be next to my face all day and I don't want it to rub off and look glittery? #
  • 11:42 I just read someone seriously assert that including a Mono-based app in Ubuntu would be terrorism. My brain hurts. #
  • 11:55 @BigstickCarpet I did that on my last prop and it turned out ok but not perfect (It was a mix of hard/soft plastic and some rubber) #
  • 18:16 There was blood on the ice today; this time it wasn't mine! Also, I totally saw somebody texting while skating. And I thought I was unsafe. #
  • 19:59 Trying to catch up on today's news at once. Really sad to hear Billy Mays died in the Honduran military coup over Ahmadinejad's reelection. #
  • 22:12 Billy Mays opened the newspaper and noticed 3 celebrity deaths this week. It was then that he said his last words: "BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!" #
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  • 11:03 I won't give out the area code in public (not Atlanta, sadly), but my GVoice number is OMG-STFU. #
  • 16:36 Listen, Windows Update. I don't need your help getting "Important Update" IE 8. If I want it, I'll pluck it from the bowels of hell myself. #
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  • 10:15 Consultant-speak of the day: "This wouldn't have the same, uhh, salary velocity, as what you're used to." #
  • 10:33 Climbing madness #followfriday ! @AtlantaRocks @leavenotrace @climbingmag @5ten @UCmag @accessfund @Sportiva @climbfind @DeadPointMag #
  • 12:26 @CaliLewis It's true. Dave's Private Reserve (that comes in a coffin) is made with Bhut Jolokia and made me weep like a little child. #
  • 21:57 Found myself with nothing to do on fri night for the first time in forever. How the fuck did that happen? #
  • 23:05 Hmm. The closest thing I can get to a vanity number on Google Voice is "BAMA FAN" in a California area code. No "RJ Rocks" to be found. #
  • 23:17 Next best choices? "MEGA MAN" in a FL area code, or "69 CLOWN" in CA. Running low on seven-letter monikers. #
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  • 10:54 Any clues to why Winamp 5 keeps reconfiguring its DirectSound output plugin to use a software sound buffer instead of my sound card? #
  • 12:57 Somehow, there's a song in my library whose genre is tagged "Alternative Pop." I do not think that word means what they think it means. #
  • 15:21 Fox News Alert! Vlad The Impaler (D-Romainia), Hitler (D-Germany), and Genghis Khan (D-Mongolia) voted worst leaders in history #
  • 16:29 Bloody hell. I can't jailbreak 3.0 because I don't have the latest iTunes, which I can't install due to Windows Installer problems. = / #
  • 17:06 @dogslovesalsa Yep. "Windows Installer service could not be accessed." This happens with other sw, and MS says I should reinstall XP. #
  • 17:31 Jacko's in a hospital after he stopped breathing. Taking bets on whether the hyperbaric chamber failed or Bubbles came back for a vengeance. #
  • 20:00 So what's the rule about celebrities dying in threes? Does this mean no more celebs are allowed to die for a few weeks? #
  • 20:17 @schizobovine The worst is probably NPR or Zen buddhism podcasts. It's hard to be enlightened and deeply ponder while running. #
  • 20:21 Reports are saying that MJ was abusing prescription gloves. Very sad. #
  • 20:33 Now the dilemma: In seeking some hot "Michael Jackson's Moonwalker" action, do I fire up the Sega Master System or Arcade rom? #
  • 20:50 MJ died of cardiac arrest? sounds like his heart (slides on shades) couldn't beat it. (cut to wide city shot) YEEEEEAAAH! is.gd/1dDqI #
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  • 09:04 @pyrona I really want to but shouldn't, especially after having put people on the hook for hundreds of dollars of chocolate fondue. #
  • 09:07 Green Twitter icons are the new Support The Troops magnets. In other words, I want to scratch up your account with my keys. #
  • 10:17 @spicybluekaren I hate you so much right now. #
  • 10:19 Finally. Sensible advice on how to escape tsunamis: imgur.com/WTmMi.jpg #
  • 13:28 @fedex220 My point was more that both are empty words from half a world away, and utterly meaningless without corresponding action. = ) #
  • 14:14 As Obama spoke of the Neda video's power, Helen Thomas *interrupted* to ask him to square that with not releasing US torture photos. I ♥ HT. #
  • 16:18 @rswicker Is this anyone I know? Your mention of the Appalachian Trail piqued my interest. #
  • 16:30 @rswicker Wow. I heard the AT story and was a bit proud of a politician for once. If they're estranged, it might not be infidelity as such. #
  • 17:47 As if finding mp3s of this indie Scottish folk rock band wasn't hard enough, they have a Spanish name, so I'm only seeing Brazilian music.=/ #
  • 18:25 Speaking of indie music, anybody going to Corndogorama this weekend? #
  • 21:05 Albondigas soup with mint and leeks seems to be a win so far, but I need more leek recipes to get rid of these things! #
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  • 09:54 @ridingsloth I specifically reminded you about climbing via gchat, but maybe you'd already lost your laptop by that point. = ) #
  • 09:59 RT @wigu Ed McMahon drank a bottle of scotch every day since he was 14 years old. He was 118. #
  • 10:01 @spicybluekaren Me too - We should work on parkour to perfect our landings! I don't think I have enough dangerous hobbies as it is... #
  • 10:48 Am I the only one who's always considered Sherwin-Williams' "Cover the Earth" logo vaguely evil and megalomaniacal? is.gd/1ajUT #
  • 12:26 I know it's Buckhead and all, but I saw three Maseratis yesterday. They must be on sale. #
  • 14:58 RT @UCMAG @clmbmore: UIAA Gear Testing Videos bit.ly/sT0JG <== I wish this were slower and brands / forces were listed onscreen. #
  • 16:47 Meth? no, it's PROFESSOR CUYLER'S Liquid Miracle Clarificational Get Thin, Steal Stereos, Stay up for 4 days, & Lose your teeth HEALTH TONIC #
  • 17:36 Oh man, that sounds excellent. RT @AtlantaBeer Graveyard Tavern in East Atlanta hosts a Rogue Ales Beer Dinner at 6pm 6/24 (tomorrow), $35 #
  • 17:37 In other money-draining news, 3TB of HDD for $200! slickdeals.net/permadeal/21889 #
  • 19:27 Not that I think it's a good idea, but the Neda video definitely made me want to shoot up Iran more than years of fearmongering neocons. = ( #
  • 19:53 I was never a virgin-I'm so hot the midwife gave me a handjob as I came out.I hit the floor & started doing pushups.The kind where you clap. #
  • 21:57 It distresses me to think that, in contrast to the beautiful freakshow of the 60s, most of my generation's heroes are on Twitter right now. #
  • 22:29 Sonic the Hedgehog is 18 years old now, so I can stop feeling bad for masturbating to him. #
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  • 07:36 @falun Planning's not my métier. I just throw out good ideas until somebody that people actually listen to takes up the torch on one of em. #
  • 07:37 Warning: You are about to become capable of murdering another human being in two minutes: (video) is.gd/198Ql #
  • 09:56 I've been using Readability [ is.gd/19eNh ] for awhile, but just found Readable-App [ is.gd/19eS4 ] which I might like better! #
  • 13:16 Project Gutenberg's copy of Kafka's The Trial has line breaks that make it look like crap on the iPhone. Any other way to get it in Stanza? #
  • 16:29 I think the new WoW-themed Mountain Dew tastes like Tier 8 armor. Which is to say, virginity. #
  • 16:56 @scottique It took me probably the first hundred pages of "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius." In that book, it was Toph. #
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  • 19:11 I've been wanting a tattoo for years, and I've finally decided: I want to get a full-sized tattoo of my face, on my face. #

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  • 17:59 Good: I had quick reflexes while taking a 12ft whipper. Bad: what I grabbed was the belay rope. Burned a bit, but I didn't hit the deck! #
  • 20:00 I hate it when the gas station is out of Insane Clown Posse shot glasses. Guess I'll have to settle for air freshener shaped like a spinner. #
  • 22:39 Most uniformly horrifying store I've seen in weeks. Never have I wanted to fuck a dragon less. [NSFW] is.gd/17PnT #
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  • 06:46 No, tinting your Twitter icon green doesn't help the Iranians' cause. It sounds like a Yippie stunt that most people didn't get. #
  • 07:20 Blarg. hungover on test day, again. At least it's only a minor one this time? #
  • 09:16 Happy World Sauntering Day! Saunter at your graduation, @RitterTheWriter ! is.gd/16gNs #
  • 14:17 Giving the 250th annv Guiness a 2nd try. Decent if you've just had a chocolate brownie, utterly forgettable otherwise. Also, weak cokey head #
  • 14:21 Speaking of chocolate, I want to assemble a team of people who can "gorge on chocolate fondue for two hours" at Dante's. is.gd/16vpI #
  • 17:13 N. GA trips force me to decide between back-of-a-truck boiled peanuts and sketchy gas station tamales. The only way to win is to not play. #
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