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  • 13:05 Aww, yeah //Fans of #ThePrincessBride - Check out the new @ianleino design today at teefury.com! Stickers & more here: bit.ly/aXqsXj #
  • 18:19 Is it possible to set ASP .Net's login-url to "whatever page you're on now, with a query attribute that tells me to show the login widget"? #
  • 19:14 I used to make fun of chamomile tea because I'd never had the real stuff. Now I have a big tough, manly, fist-bumping love for it. #
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  • 08:02 @jbondjr @ridingsloth No retreat! here in the future, I can't burn any bridges behind you to keep you marching toward our glorious battle. #
  • 08:27 Wow, this has to be the first time I have successfully extricated myself from a party the night before an athletic event. Sorcery, surely. #
  • 11:03 The computer says I finished the metrodash third in my division. I choose not to investigate whether that is true. #
  • 12:16 @saramuse you can hold me any way you want to, but thats's just what happens when one gets wise with the Team Captain--No, Team Emperor. #
  • 16:38 Shift 2's "helmet cam" feature seemed clever until I used it. No stable visual ref point, no side-look controls. At least there's Shelbys. #
  • 23:55 Quote of the night so far: "if you go as the crow flies, or as the hasher dashes..." #onon #
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  • 07:51 The worst part of running out of YDFM coffee is the immediate, jarring switch back to Starbucks Wet Cigarettes N' Dirt Blend. #
  • 10:43 Scarily in-depth analysis of "Are Fox viewers misinformed?" Long story short, Stewart shouldn't have said "every" poll. bit.ly/jen8fL #
  • 14:02 Irritating thing about software: Sometimes the result of a whole day's labor is an underwhelming little box on a screen. #damnProudOfMyBox #
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  • 08:05 @AmandaBranwyn no tents in dryers ever! Just set it up in the backyard or living room to air dry (toweling it down can speed it up) #
  • 11:30 @beautifulorgasm I'm RJCantrell on WwF (but am currently playing A MILLION FailFeud games as well...) #
  • 11:34 Pounding a box of butternut squash soup like a protein drink. Because I'm too busy to heat it, but not too busy for organic gourmet taste! #
  • 12:59 People are criticizing the flowers @RepWeiner buys? talk about a non-story inside another non-story! bit.ly/jW6Fsu #
  • 14:53 Pfft. Trigger discipline is for people who don't want to indiscriminately fill everything with smoking holes. #
  • 17:33 @AdamThompson85 @MattDover @taylornichols Way to miss the largest voter-registration drive in history. Plus, 3 studies cite lower turnout. #
  • 17:35 @AdamThompson85 @MattDover @taylornichols PolitiFact says Half True. Nice job; that's off the charts for conservatives! is.gd/ImeE4a #
  • 20:12 Wordfeud makes you hate your friends. "Glume"? "Hod"? really now? o_0 #
  • 21:55 @schizobovine no worries, it's not real hate. Just competitive hate. = ) #
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  • 08:23 @catiemonster you.... kept it from having sex with another bike? Isn't public bike-sex already illegal in GA? #
  • 09:02 @catiemonster In GA, bikes and motorcycles are allowed to treat red lights as stop signs if not heavy enough to trigger the sensor. #
  • 09:03 @catiemonster In some states, white-lining around cars at a stop is explicitly legal, but I'll admit, I'm not sure if GA is one of them. #
  • 09:22 @jbondjr That is a logical concern that the law as written does not address in the slightest. I say it helps spread the bikes away from cars #
  • 09:31 Sweet fancy Moses! @MoosejawMadness lets you sort by discount-percentage. Truly, the clearance-shopping method of kings. #
  • 10:12 Because it doesn't count if you don't get internet points for it, let me state for the record that Amanda makes superb banana bread. #
  • 14:24 Oh, it must be 3pm, because I just switched from coffee to beer. #codingFuel #
  • 15:37 @xenijardin I'm recently worrying about the distinct possibility that they don't. #
  • 22:30 Laziest Thing I Have Ever Done: Google "what time is it?" Fun fact: Googling "What time it is?" instead gives the time for Isernia, Italy. #
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  • 08:05 Heard p90x sounds from a nearby hotel room and had a sudden, instinctive flash of happiness. So this is what being in a cult feels like. #
  • 15:45 @catiemonster On the last page of IKYM do we find out that depression, eternal and complete, is the work of influence of the Great Old Ones? #
  • 21:10 RT @ajthompson6: Cover of my @UAAlumniAssoc mag brought a tear to my eye :'( yfrog.com/h0kd6eoj #
  • 21:49 I can't get mad about dealing with the clueless first-day cashier and gate agent because hey, new job growth. #
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  • 08:49 @bigpeteb I'm sure you saw that I'm sorta in the same boat. Let me know what you find, please! = ) #
  • 13:23 The only scary thing about The Human Centipede is the thought that somebody, somewhere might have enjoyed it. #
  • 20:52 The Road (the book at least) is a haunting, poetic antidote for any inkling you might have of surviving the apocalypse. #
  • 21:27 Embarrassing history failure: as folks discussed Cesar Chavez St in Austin, I kept thinking: "the boxer?!" (that's Julio Cesar Chavez) #
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  • 07:52 Champagne hangovers are the equal and opposite reaction of whatever celebration led you to drink champagne. #
  • 08:28 "At least your barefoot cult is inexpensive. How much do your monkey feet cost?" ... "One hundred Dollars." (Props to @AlexRudnick's mom) #
  • 18:03 @bigpeteb Tell ShyGuy that he needs to keep climbing. He's a bit of a natural, has the right body type, and just needs some gumption! #
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  • 08:52 @scottique damn girl, even I didn't think Atlanta roads were that bad. Glad it worked out for you (as well as possible)! #
  • 08:52 Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and Zombies #rejectedBooks #
  • 15:06 I don't know enough about biochemistry to troll this professor. I keep switching back between the "en" and "simple" wiki pages for RNA.#dumb #
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  • 09:33 I thought about reading Ulysses since there is a podcast (Re:Joyce) that purports to explain it... only, 53 eps in, he's still on chapter 1. #
  • 10:00 @saramuse Tony was not on Twitter back when I started it, but he is now. Maybe he's tired of all of us calling him out online. =P #
  • 10:05 Dammit, @RepWeiner, if you cave now you're lowering the bar for "sex scandal" to harmless flirtation. Mountain out of a molehill, I swear. #
  • 11:28 Falling vending machines kill 3 people each year. And moments before each, they thought their day was going badly when it ate their dollar. #
  • 12:07 @sushithegreat @BigstickCarpet On the one hand, I just got locked to a project in Austin. On the other, I think they want me to work remote. #
  • 12:36 New surprise favorite from YDFM: Green tea caramels. #
  • 14:57 @scottique I'm playing Mario and drinking beer, wearing only boxer-briefs and a bowtie. I forgot what the tie was for. Wait, what was the Q? #
  • 20:39 I love technology and all, but isn't broadcasting your walk, so people can sit and watch a dot move on a map, the lamest thing? #RKLive #
  • 22:13 *gaaaaaaaaaaaasp!* I didn't even know that was a possible ologist! CAREER CHANGE, HOOO! i.imgur.com/SHa6Z.jpg #
  • 22:30 The Autobiography of Alice B Toklas And Zombies. #rejectedBooks #
  • 22:39 Godel, Escher, Bach, And Zombies. #rejectedBooks #
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