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thespacecow@gmail.com — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:01:31 GMT

12:35 Bah. overslept for the bouldering comp and found that exactly ZERO hashes are running today. Ice skating maybe? #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:01:20 GMT

10:57 @anytree I used to do a shot or two of gin before job interviews. Practice your mantra? Take refuge in the Buddha, Dharma, and Sangha? #
12:04 Man, why couldn't I have been unemployed during autumn, huh? #
17:15 The beef pot pie here has far too much beef and far too little pot. #
18:07 En route to Tuscaloosa. ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKING ROLL #
03:43 Finally drunk enough to stop worrying about LSU beating us tommorow. Praise jeebus for inventing beer (and vodka and scotch) #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:01:30 GMT

09:31 @catiemonster It's all that sweet, sweet wintry lovin'. Go libras! #
09:40 Free idea: "Festering PlagueVille" a Facebook app that lets you slowly destroy FarmVille users' farms with a variety of fungi and infections #
10:00 @nicolebelongs I was going to reply about how I prefer charming Libras to stubborn Scorpios, but @catiemonster sort of obviated that. =P #
11:50 Is there a proper word for the ratio of time spent coding to fighting Kafkaesque source-control? "Fatigue duty" doesn't express the hatred. #
13:39 @swampgravy AHAHA. I'm totally stealing this idea. #
18:06 Hey Maine, you know what ELSE is an abomination to Yahweh? Lobsters. Right there in Deuteronomy 14:9-10. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:04:17 GMT

08:05 The hills are GODDAMN ALIVE with some MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC, you guys. So excessively fucking chipper today. #
17:40 What a horrible day to crush my earlier chipperness. Want to abscond into hiding with palak paneer and chutney until this all blows over. #
18:24 My favorite album title of the second is "And The Whiskey-Fueled Sparrow." Perhaps because it reminds me of Amanda. #
19:45 @nutcase101 If the tickets are a decent price, email or DM me. I'm not too proud to scream in your stead. =P #
19:47 @pyrona Well chosen. Looking forward to having you back! = ) #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:01:11 GMT

08:44 This rope-slap bruise and hockey-injury tooth repair sure is gonna make my license pic today awesome. #
11:07 My girlfriend and I usually seem to compromise in that way in which I do exactly what she says. #
13:35 Now terribly jealous of Alex Rodriguez, I'm commissioning THREE paintings of myself as a centaur. And one as a tarrasque. (wholesale deal) #
15:34 I hope these DMV tickets aren't totally sequential - that would put me a little over 8600 spots back in line. #
16:36 It's important to patronize as many govt institutions as possible on election day. 3 for me, and I see the problem as clearly as ever. =P #
19:12 I feel a bit sick at the metaphorical implications of using WTC materials in a warship for our war on everybody forever. is.gd/4MoTD #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:01:07 GMT

07:28 Disregard things posted on CounterPunch if you like, but if so, also enlighten me as to why it's wrong. is.gd/4KZqZ #
07:29 @pyrona 1) Invest in shades. 2) Practice a pithy oneliner to use as your cab pulls up Thurs 3) Also put out a cigar on your manager's chest #
14:52 @spicybluekaren I know about the development term, but... you ARE aware what a scrum is, right? #
15:43 Accidentally offended a coworker by calling myself a schmuck, but redeemed myself by quickly deferring to schlimazel upon seeing her look. #
15:49 RT @krisstraub: forget nanowrimo! let's all eat five servings of vegetables a day this month! #naveg5servdamo #
17:21 Had a minor flashback to last night's tongue (sorta tasty!) and fried-chicken-heart (deplorable!) tacos. Feel like forgoing meat for awhile. #
18:29 Fun Java fact: .WAR files do not just extract, they explode. #
23:19 Pulled the trigger on those Sportiva Solutions from @MoosejawMadness due to their 20% sale - sz 42; what other number could be The Solution? #
00:08 It's not just me, right? The boss in the Brutal Legend demo really is a giant vagina, hood piercing and all, right? #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:00:59 GMT

09:52 Fun parties yesterday; Drank for 12 hours, had a lot of fun, and mysteriously have no hangover today! It's a Halloween miracle! #
12:58 Anybody else's Flash stop sound or only play fraction-of-a-second bits of video before stopping, on Win7? Rebooting fixes it, but I'm lazy. #
14:35 Most of what exists is empty space. Most of the rest is hydrogen. Frankly, I'm pretty excited just to be here. #
19:46 Didn't win the $10k guitar. Petulantly announced to the pasty virgins my intention to have sex with some women and left with my entourage. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:01:05 GMT

19:55 "NEVER argue with a man wearing both suspenders and a belt." +2 Coonass #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:00:58 GMT

08:12 Last second lazy costume idea! Thrashers jersey + crutch = Ilya Kovalchuk. (and maybe the only one non-nerdy enough for my coworkers) #
08:57 Mmmmm, Salad Pretz. Breakfast of (vegetarian Japanese) champions. #
10:04 So that's why this code is so tenuous and type-unsafe! Apparently much of it was written before Java had enums and generics. #
10:08 @pyrona The header says "since 1996".... because that's the last time it was updated. Notice to AOL and WebTV users! #
11:18 Salespeople who know the contents of your liver know you best of all. #
13:57 My falsetto is a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal, a splendiferous shining thing like a stained-glass angel. My officemates disagree. #
15:27 A fratboy coworker just gravely informed me that I "lost a lot of bro points" for knowing who HAL 9000 is, as if either were a bad thing. #
15:45 I amend my previous tweet: it was our mgr who made the orig reference and not the fratboy. Rest assured his bro points are astronomical. #
17:29 GT vs GSU bouldering comp - Panther Pride! Fuck those jackets like Fat Guy In A Little Coat! =P #
19:30 I should have dressed as Twitter for tonight's parties so I could go down on everybody when they least expect it. #
20:50 12 hour Friday workdays are such bullshit. "Bleed Orange" is just code for "Bleed Anally" #
21:35 Holymotherfuckingwhoa! @_SoundAndFury_ totally just won the Beginner division at the comp! This requires serious celebratory drankin'! #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:01:12 GMT

09:16 @nicolebelongs Aww. You might want to take the MSF safety course to get your cycle license. Takes a weekend and costs about $250. #
10:09 Time to pour out my soul with a heartfelt lyrictweet: Thunder... Horse! Thunder... Horse! Thunder, thunder, Thunderhorse! #funnierinmyhead #
11:41 .@dogslovesalsa Did you seriously just tweet while your building is on fire? #
14:38 @scottique I find myself wondering, WWtCoMCD? (What Would the Count of Monte Cristo Do? -- besides drive them to suicide, obvs) #
18:31 It feels weird to not have plans tonight. Don't relish the thought of Kovy-less Thrashers, so I'll probably be lazy/lame/boring and stay in. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:01:04 GMT

10:30 If every file in source control depends on every other, and every built version is dependent upon the last, why even use source control? #
12:23 I think @Schwarzenegger is one of those old-school politicians who I can disagree with strongly but still like. bit.ly/310pyd #
16:07 Can't decide whether it's snack-thirty or nap-thirty. Trying to find a way to discreetly fall asleep with my head in a bowl of cheez-its. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:01:35 GMT

06:43 I think it says something about the Thrashers that they got dropped 10 spots in the rankings because Kovy broke his foot. = ( #
10:27 Mgr: "Ken can work on that with you." Coworker: "And I can help when I'm done with ordering." Me: "AND MY AXE!" Everyone: (awkward stare) #
16:08 @nicolebelongs more proof we should move to narrower 2-seat cars like fighter jet cockpits. The average trip carries 1.1 occupants per car! #
19:09 AHHHH MOTHERLAND! Next time you see one of Home Depot's pretty "New Lower Price!" labels, you better fucking CHERISH it, is all I'm sayin. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:01:01 GMT

10:07 @pyrona AirTran always did the same to me when I was flew with them to Tampa. Maybe they like (y)our company or travel agents. #
11:13 Football thought: Florida's defense didn't allow a single TD, but Tebow allowed two. Bring that weak shit to ATL and see what the Tide does. #
11:20 @anytree Tranquilizer dart. For the owner, not the dogs. #
15:53 Is it kosher to let a stubborn coworker check in shitty code and immediately fix it yourself, rather than try to explain why it's shitty? #
22:28 Sad evening. May throw myself a pity party with wine and violin solos. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:01:12 GMT

07:58 Hash Friday, hash yesterday, climbing trip to Foster's today. Should probably drink at the crag for consistency. (Also, fuck you Rocky Top!) #
10:21 Because it looks like such a massive timesink, I don't trust myself to be in places where Borderlands is sold. #
19:48 @bigpeteb Ahhh, fun memories. <3<3<3 for DigiWiz MiniPE and Plan B bootable disks. #
19:51 You know, @spicybluekaren , I think you may have misunderstood us when we said we wanted corset pics... (nice fabrics, though) #
19:55 @nicolebelongs Sewing's not bad. I picked up a bit for D*C costumes & actually sorta enjoy it. It's super manly, like welding! with thread! #
00:55 So, upstairs neighbor, it is to be war between us. If you do amateur carpentry at 1am, I'm gonna play Bananaphone full-blast until you stop. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 09:01:21 GMT

18:20 @nicolebelongs Hockey is massive win. Gladiators or Thrashers? (Thrashers are cheap on Thurs or 1/2 price day-of-game sales with student ID) #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:01:11 GMT

09:04 In the name of science: Are any of you hungover from Windows 7 launch parties? #
09:28 Wacky Imaginary Gopher Apologizes to Wacky Imaginary Deity: bit.ly/ZQEMv #
11:37 @pyrona Do it. I'm working with someone twice my age and thrice my "experience" but could tell you a mile away they're an incompetent coder. #
14:30 @ridingsloth *fapfapfap* Totally OGC idea. #
16:28 @spicybluekaren Ipipes can't login to a site, because they just pull URLs... unless the login can be performed via the URL. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:01:09 GMT

07:12 Proof that TF2 still has legs: Hide and Seek Mod -- is.gd/4vDz6 #
10:01 I thought running Folding@Home would kill my work PC's performance but it's been humming along. If you don't shutdown or hibernate, run F@H. #
17:09 Mint, thanks for warning me about an upcoming bill, but please don't swap my monthly payment & credit limit, and give me a heart attack. #
22:12 @SailorNash Yep. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:01:08 GMT

11:10 "Your request was categorized by Blue Coat Web Filter as 'Computers/Internet'. " Well, yeah. That's sorta what you're paying me for... #
16:48 So that's how you get a day off work these days. Just kill a child while doing 70 in a 40. (note: you have to be a cop) is.gd/4uB0F #
22:38 I actually have a little time to myself tonight. Almost don't know what to do with it. (Oh yeah, work on all the projects I've neglected) #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:01:11 GMT

11:55 Sr Mgr: "All we really care about is results... by which I mean everyone has to be in by 8:00." Us: "Okay. By what time must we be out?" #
14:09 I should be considered a danger to myself and others if I don't find my good headphones soon. These apple earbuds drive me to drink (moreso) #
00:54 I find it amusing that GeoHot has so many slavering iPhone fanboys desperate to see his Frodo Baggins looking face on their phones. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:01:16 GMT

07:15 Wow, you guys! just saw a preproduction still of the ending of the new Twilight movie. So excited! omg <3 vampire love! is.gd/4qGIP #
14:14 A mgr here asked me if I could work 8am-9pm all this week and this weekend if they need me. Funnily, it didn't really sound like a question. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:01:06 GMT

15:53 Nicest thing I've heard in awhile: "He's pretty hot... He looks like a less-chiseled version of you." =P #
20:59 Woot! Bama's #1 in the Sagarin and AP polls! (Still #2 in the BCS, somehow) But apparently we're only slightly better than lost-to-WA USC. #
21:50 One night soon I want to have a viewing of The Big Lebowski and drink very many white russians, because it's been awhile. #
22:15 I am so pissed that this is in Illinois instead of Atlanta. Wonder if he's looking to franchise? is.gd/4q06Z #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:00:44 GMT

10:35 Just heard the date of the Guitar Hero championships from that comp I drunkenly won. Desperately want to go in leopard tights and glam wig. #
13:25 Oh, fuck me in the ass! I can't believe that I'm going to miss YET ANOTHER David Cross show in ATL tomorrow because of a weekend trip. #
16:17 He's a murder and rapist, but the most understatedly humorous murder and rapist I've seen on Reddit in awhile. is.gd/4mRmp #
17:34 If Tomcat were a car, I'd spend half of my time stopping the engine, draining out the gas, & opening/closing all the doors every few miles. #
19:41 Writing workaround code to fix horrid design is like giving a bad dog a biscuit, but you win this time, India. #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:00:44 GMT

12:13 My life is a very compliated drinking game... But I'm good at it. #
14:31 JAW. ON. THE FUCKING. FLOOR. RT @RitterTheWriter: This kid's 9! bit.ly/XZqCr,195876 #
15:08 I was so radiant with love and acceptance of all beings... and then I came back from lunch, and had to deal with my coworkers. #
23:51 Had much more fun with Plants vs. Zombies than I expected. Good on you, PopCap. (see, I can tweet without sarcasm!) #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:02:08 GMT

07:08 O my G you guys, I got my wave invitezorz!!n! It's like my whole life so far has been prelude to this moment! Fapfapfap! Squee! Glomp! Barf! #
07:16 @nutcase101 wow, there's finally something more horrible than real greeks: fake greeks. on MTV. #
14:23 Just in case this day wasn't going badly enough for me... Mario died! bit.ly/4pCoFT #
16:11 It is intensely saddening to me that I can't see the font Rockwell without thinking of Burger King (and getting mildly disgusted). #
18:17 Ending today's work by screaming "FUCK THIS SHIT!" and overturning the whole table. (This is also the way I end most games of Monopoly) #

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thespacecow@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:00:54 GMT

12:17 I hate that told-you-so feeling when uninstalling cool jailbreak apps makes my phone run a lot smoother. #
17:16 Wonder if it would be possible to rig up something like "I am T-Pain" so that our upstairs neighbors' shouting always sounded auto-tuned? #

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